Saturday, August 29, 2009

The Jimmy Show

I got sucked into this movie earlier tonight and I just need to vent. "The Jimmy Show" synopsis:
Independent film about a working class shlub in New Jersey. Loses job, loses wife, loses kid, mother dies, the end.
One of the most wretched and self-indulgent movies I've ever seen. It was like having to sit through a two hour recitation of poetry from a Fifteen-year-old goth kid.
If anyone feels the need to experience this movie, all you have to do is drive to the Pine Barrens in Jersey on a cold winters day and gently place a gun in your mouth. Oops, looks like you can't afford bullets, so there's nothing left to do but crumple into a fetal ball and cry and cry until your tears form frozen walrus tusks on your chin. Awful.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

The Quest for Peace

My hat's off to you supes, especially the bricklaying. I never knew that among all your powers you also had masonry-vision.