Saturday, August 29, 2009

The Jimmy Show

I got sucked into this movie earlier tonight and I just need to vent. "The Jimmy Show" synopsis:
Independent film about a working class shlub in New Jersey. Loses job, loses wife, loses kid, mother dies, the end.
One of the most wretched and self-indulgent movies I've ever seen. It was like having to sit through a two hour recitation of poetry from a Fifteen-year-old goth kid.
If anyone feels the need to experience this movie, all you have to do is drive to the Pine Barrens in Jersey on a cold winters day and gently place a gun in your mouth. Oops, looks like you can't afford bullets, so there's nothing left to do but crumple into a fetal ball and cry and cry until your tears form frozen walrus tusks on your chin. Awful.

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